Doesn't it sound too familiar? , it seems any black man that come close to this thing call White house will have a Sister Soulja moment. What amazes me is not the fact that race is used in this race but for those black folks who want to be president. Who told you, you can dream that big I mean I understand there is something call the American dream which is owing your own home, for you that is where it ends, they don't call it the whitehouse for nothing.
If you are really serious about getting one of your in that house, here are some things you must promise America
- You will not rename the whitehouse the blackhouse
- You will do nothing about racial inequalities
- You will not be too close to any brother
And here is something you all have to do, increase your population at an alarming rate. Make sure all child bearing age women have children at least once a year for the next 10 years that will add another 80 million to the black population in the next 10 years and continue this for at least 30 more years, effectively you would have increased your percentage of the population to about 50% and that is all you need, after this politicians will truly care about you and make your life better because they know what it means. Right now just keep surviving.
I am just kidding anyone can be president in America except if you are black.
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